46 - The Fail Feast Party

This challenge was completed before writing this update. Some spoilers are hidden in white font [between brackets], just highlight them to see. I know some people don't like being let in on the details at the end of the file before it hits, so hopefully this satisfies all!

Household Status: 
Liam Messorem - Daddy, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Adilyn Messorem - Mommy, Witch, Young Adult.
Blaze Messorem - Boy #1, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Brylee Messorem - Girl #1, Witch, Young Adult.
Bastian Messorem - Boy #2, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Bethany Messorem - Girl #2, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Bentley Messorem - Boy #3, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Benny Messorem - Boy #4, Witch, Young Adult.
Belle Messorem - Girl #3, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Brielle Messorem - Girl #4, Witch, Young Adult.
Briony Messorem - Girl #5, Witch, Young Adult.
Bianca Messorem - Girl #6, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Beona Messorem - Girl #7, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Brighton Messorem - Boy #5, Witch, Young Adult.
Brett Messorem - Boy #6, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Brooke Messorem - Bad Apple Girl #8, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Baer Messorem - Bad Apple Boy #7, Werewolf, Teen.
Blossom Messorem - Girl #9, Witch, Teen.
Blake Messorem - Boy #8, Witch, Teen. 
Bevan Messorem - Boy #9, Fairy, Child.
Bria Messorem - Girl #10, Vampire, Child.
Brynne Messorem - Girl #11, Genie, Toddler.
Baron Messorem - Boy #10, Mermaid, Toddler.
Blade Messorem - Boy #11, Ghost, Toddler.
Babette Messorem - Girl #12, Human, Toddler.
Boo Messorem - Boy #12, Human, Burrito.

[COMPLETE Score (5/23/18): 6,342]

Let me slap you with some happy tots:

Happy tots, happy thoughts!
You know, it's like happy wife, happy life!
... at least that's what I'm convincing my husband... XD

Well... she's... a grandchild!

And he's already getting screwed out of his money for child support... lol she was just born, but I mean hey... he did the deed so... fork it over bae.

Yesss! Hit me with the baby! I love grandbabies!

I love this genetic mashup. Mhm. Yes. Love. Love. LOVE.

Holy SHIT babe! She did that all on her own outside of the house! Fuck I'm so PROUD of her!

Pretty painting!
So I managed to save, it was like midnight, then the game crashed on me. I booted it back up and...

It forgot EVERYTHING, all my SPs and EPs... so I decided that was enough for the night. Now the next screenshot I have on file is this one:

And I can't remember what it's for and---
OP no wait...
I remember now.
I was tweaking a CC hair and that was just a test picture. Ignore it. It's unrelated.

Back to where we were and... awww nooo please! You two! Come now! You just had a baby!

(snorts hard) so much for THAT one. XD

Oh hey look, Boo is growing legs... and he's simultaneously not rendering! XD
And I never took a better picture lmao. Goddamn Livvie you dropped the ball here.

Tot love, and tot training!

Hey Liam... this is the last toddler, you know. The last one you'll need to potty train!

Adilyn got dibs on teaching the last toddler to walk:

Bing bang BOOM.

Theeerrreee is Ryan. XD Out with Brooke in the park. How cuuuute!

Also Luca has become one with the bush. A+ Strategies, Luca!


This is why I coulda swore I was just almost there for ages...

Good luck to them! I like Brooke WAY more when she's not in my house to muck things up...

Saying good morning to a sweet Baron!

Quick everyone, attack the parental units!

My triplets got brave and went out on their own to solve some fun wishes: namely to go see a movie together.

Meanwhile I'm crazy and threw a party inviting EVERY Messorem and their spouse (that I was aware of) to have a feast with us. It went... as well as one might think.

I was ready... my game file on the other hand...

Game: (hyperventilating intensely)

The teens had a great time at the movie, by the way.

So by this point the game forgot I was even throwing a party so... what was the point even?
Oh that's right, to spy on Ryan and Belle apparently, because they were the only sims who DID anything besides stand around aimlessly.

HOOOO apparently that's an autonomous interaction now? Fuck yes!

Also congratulations on the new home. These two seem pretty pleased with themselves, so I leave them be.

Seeing as the party was no longer happening, I sent everyone home, lol, which they were all pleased to do, but not before Bethy got into a fight and lost.

That isn't gonna fly...


Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler for Willow et al: [It's already long been set in stone that they have a boy named Kieran after suffering through their fertility issues. The game is just fucking with me now and I fucking hyperventilated over it a bit. WHAT ARE THE ODDS. And I couldn't NOT say something about it either! UGH, twisting my arm like that!]

Hehe, yes please and thank you. Though I have to admit their genes mesh nicely together, I much prefer when the boys resemble their father a tad more.

Birthday time for Brynne and Baron... which of course had to go terribly wrong after that horrific failure of a party lol... so resets were had and I now have two more children to add to the bundle!

Hehe, and that's all I got for this section I parsed out, folks. Gotta keep this somewhat chunked up...


  1. Awwww, Brynne is adorable as a child! All the Messorems are, but she's a whole other level - I think on the same level as Brielle, perhaps?

  2. Boo-yah! (was that a pun on Boo's name? XD)

    Bethany lost in a fight :O