Chapter 55: Dagan is Scarred

Felix received a phone call.
"OH MY GOSH I LOVE TALKING TO PEOPLE."


"Really?! Are you sure?!" 


"That much?! For real?" 


"Just press one for more options? AWESOME!"
Felix... I think you're talking to a robot...
"So? She was a very nice robot. I LOVE talking to people, what difference does it make? Besides, Lindsey is a Sprite, and I talk to her all the time!"
...You do you.



(Logic intensifies).


"Can I help you?"
HE SPEAKS.
Dagan sighs and looks back at the chess board.



"Must you get so close to my face?"
I'M BORED. YOU'RE PRETTY. STOP JUDGING ME.



"Well, when you put it that way..."



"Painting... painting... painting... I LOVE PAINTING."


I can see that. Did you paint my Fenris yet? BAH You painted the WRONG size!
The watcher sighs heavily. Where are you, my Fenris?




(Logic intensifies).


"Could you stop?"
... (Heavy sigh) I'm BORED.



(Many eternities later)


CONGRATULATIONS!
"Potions?"
(Sighs) I guess.



This was a good idea. He's adorable.


"...one stink juice potion..."
YOU GUYS. I FOUND HIM. I FOUND FELIX'S SON.



"YES! FEEL THAT LOVE, SON."


These two are definitely related.
"Almost got it."


YOU'VE SPOKEN SO MUCH IN THIS CHAPTER I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
He sighs.
So...?
"Got it."


YAY!
"Now can you go bother someone else?"



"ECHO! Look at Lindsey! Isn't she-OH DID YOU GET NEW HAIR? YOU'RE SO PRETTY. I LOVE YOU." (Rolls a wish to woohoo immediately).


Go for it. You both deserve a break.






Dagan: "EW EW EW! GROSS! I COULD'VE LIVED MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT SEEING THAT."
Sorry, forgot their bedroom didn't have a door...
"I'M SCARRED FOREVER. AHHH!"
Yeah... Why don't you just... go the market and get your mind off of that...



"'Get your mind off of that.' As if. That's burned in forever, so will this stench be on the marketplace."


Well, the good news is he's a really handsome guy.




"REALLY?! CAN YOU TWO AT LEAST PUT ON CLOTHES?! EW!"


If I knew what that would've done to you... I would've done it sooner. You should really talk more. I'm so bored.
"You're cruel and unusual."
(Stares at Majnun) I... am not going to disagree with that statement.




Meanwhile, Felix and Echo are basically Ima and Sam all over again and it's too adorable.






"I love you, Echo."
"I love you too, Felix."

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